Well, maybe not marriage, but weddings. Las Vegas is known for many things, but I suspect that the "Vegas Wedding" is falling on hard times. Few get married these days, and those that do are probably a bit more serious than some of these signs would have you believe what a wedding is all about. 'Intimate, Elegant, and Legendary' is one of the more classy appeals among the 12 wedding chapels we drove past on the Las Vegas Boulevard.
None of these chapels looked like they were built recently and they were in among older industrial/commercial neighbourhoods, the old section of the strip. The shape of the chapels is often church-like as if to intone the blessings of God.
Theme weddings and even drive-through weddings are advertised. I wonder if the wedding couple could super size their nuptials at the drive-through window?
After thinking about a life long commitment for about 10 minutes, one can simply go to the 24 hr. drive up window and, like a cheese burger, get your wedding on in minutes. If Joan Collins and Michael Jordan were married here, it is good enough for me. And hey, it is a 'White Chapel', more than appropriate for virgins and first timers.
The cartoonish neon and digital display board can convince even the most undecided of couples that NOW is the time to get this wedding going.
Who does not want a complete wedding package? Rings, tuxedos, veils, bouquets, boutonnieres, rent a best man, pre-nuptial agreements, and a toll free number for divorce services are all part of the complete package. The $25 Wayne Newton package is especially appealing.
Just in case cupid is involved, here is the place to get married.
No wonder Elvis keeps showing up. Everything is named after him or fashioned after his lifestyle. Somebody should tell Vegas that he is dead.
"Monbelami Wedding Chapel"? Could this be a serious one?
This one would definitely be my choice if I were to get married. The neon star burst on the roof, the picket fence above the windows (with hearts), a steeple, actual marriage information, and America's favourite. You can't miss with this combination.
Oh, I am married.
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